Trust me...

05 October 2011

It is Eid al Fitr - the celebration of the end of the Muslim Holy month of Ramadan.  It's a nice time to be here with an atmosphere of peace and goodwill to all men, focus on family and some serious shopping.  Not unlike Xmas in the Christian world.

The use of the lunar calendar is a bit of a pain for those of us who grew up with a fixed solar calendar.  Dates move by about 11 days every year relative to our western calendar and the need for a physical moon sighting makes planning a bit of a hit or miss affair.

I had meetings planned for today because I wasn't expecting Eid till tomorrow.  but the holiday was declared at the last minute yesterday and so now I'm here sipping coffee and contemplating going for an afternoon nap instead. 

In practice this uncertainty is no problem.  You get used to it in time and adjust to a different way of doing things.  At least you do if you stay.  A lot of western expats fail to adjust and their sojourn in the region becomes a nightmare of missed deadlines, flexible timings, and a general attitude of things taking their own sweet time.  It drives western schedule driven business people crazy.  Because we have a fundamentally different relationship with time here.

Partially it's driven by the flexibility inherent in the calendar.  Partly it's driven by a fatalistic approach to life in general that is belief driven.  Partly it's driven by the climate which makes the idea of hurry anathema - not to mention sweaty and smelly.

Superficially our culture here is heavily westernised.  Everyone speaks English most of the time.  The city looks like any other big city with its skyscrapers and freeways and metro and restaurants and bars and shops.  But our real culture is still here and  going strong.

It's a Muslim culture above all but you mix in general Arab values, Bedu ideals and Indian philosophy and Filipino peronalities among myriad others and you have an 'eastern' ambience and value set quite different from the US and western Europe.

If you cannot adapt to that and insist on maintaining your western mindset you will hate it here.  I am always surprised by how many do hate it here and never get their minds around leting go and joining in.

We talk about learning the corporate culture all the time in business.  Of understanding and fitting in and so on.  We know about Vision and Mission and Shared Values and teach courses endlessly on the subject.  It's no different for a society as a whole.

I just wish more expats would learn to drop their 'it's better at home' mindset
Today I was going to my favourite client using the Metro here in Dubai.  It was busy being the end of the rush hour.  The train pulled in and on the arrivals platform the mass rushed the door as usual.  Of course being the rush hour there were also a whole heap of people who wanted to get off.

So gridlock ensues.  People can't get in or out. Everyone just stands there like selfish lemons going nowhere.

Except for the elderly Indian lady near the back of the morass trying to get off.   Elbows swinging and handbag swaying she plows through the inside mob and berates the idiots outside till they cower back a little to let her and a handful of others off.  And she held them just long enough for the policeman to arrive and clear the mob and let a few more people off.  Well most of them.

It's an automatic driverless system.  The doors closed.  Not everyone got off who wanted to.  No one at all got on at that doorway.  Including me.

I left the very annoyed Indian lady making her way down the escalator and the even more annoyed policeman handing out tickets.  I got on the next train.  When milder versions of the foregoing played themselves out again at every carriage.

I wonder why so many over here don't understand that sometimes self-interest dictates giving way to the other side?  It never ever happens in this culture.  Not in business; certainly not on the roads; and nor apparently on the Metro.

Bah...humanity.


28 August 2011

http://tinyurl.com/3m9y7qv

Well it's good to see the government and Met still have some sense left.  But they are not the only ones to fail to understand that censorship doesn't work nearly as effectively as proactive positive use of media.


It's the same with most repressive governments.  They really don't get that not only are their long term prospects for survival generally better but also their potential for accumulating personal wealth and ensuring personal survival massively improved by making the populace feel comfortable and apathetically compliant than by repressing them and stirring up dissent.


Dissenters - rebels - are highly committed.  But most people are not.  But if you make them feel unhappy, repressed, fearful and so on you give the dissenters something to work with.  Help 'em feel comfortable and lazy and they'll put up with all kinds of stuff that would help the dictators and governments do what they want.  Let 'em talk freeely.  Let 'em insult you if they want.  Sticks and stones...why would the dictator care about words.  He or She can use them just as effectively to win friends and influence people. 


Hugo Chavez knows that.  And it's really pissing off the Americans isn't it?


It's a really simple principle.  I'm stunned more don't use it.


That's why there's really so little chance of the Emiratis joining their bretheren in Bahrain or Yemen or even KSA in fomenting dissent.  They would have to give up too much.  And the rest of us are here as expats...to earn money or enjoy an easy life.  We're not going to be making a fuss anytime soon.


Places like Nigeria and South Africa could do well to learn that lesson.  And still the Pres. could live like an 18thC European Monarch if so desired!

16 August 2011

Ramadan and selfish driving

It's the Muslim holy month of Ramadan and here in Dubai we are fasting and
contemplating the universe.  Even among us non-Muslims there's a sense of
something special and we try to work ourselves into the national mindset.
Giving to charity, helping the poor and needy and generally being a good
human are a big part of the mood.  And so yesterday in a country plagued by
selfish and senseless driving I was horrified to see perhaps the worst
example yet of this kind of behavior made somehow worse by its being
Ramadan.

Two large fire engines, lights flashing, sirens blaring, were working their
way through heavy traffic coming up to a set of lights at a busy
intersection.  Where possible cars were (eventually) pulling to one side and
making space for them to come through.  As they approached the lights
several cars pulled aside leaving a clear space for them both to come
through on their mission and clear the lights quickly.  Just as they reached
the lights a Landcruiser containing a respectable looking middle aged couple
pulled out of the traffic queue in front of the leading fire engine and shot
through the lights accelerating rapidly.  The lights were red at the
time... This caused the leading  fire engine to brake suddenly and the
following truck to all but rear end the first.

Even though we are all used to seeing arrogant and incompetent driving every
day here I have to say this behaviour shocked me.  I also confess to feeling
a stab of very Ramadan inappropriate thought in hoping it was their house
that was burning.

30 December 2010

Driving...again

Today I witnessed the following:
  • Tailgating at 120KPH
  • Exiting from the left hand lane across 5 lanes at the last second at high speed
  • Lane weaving on the freeway 
  • Overtaking on the inside lane
  • Using the emergency lane to overtake
  • Speaking on the phone with one hand, holding a cigarette with the other and steering with the knees
  • Reading a document while driving at speed
  • Jumping a red light - by coming from behind the second car that had already stopped
  • Weaving round pedestrians already 1/2 way across the carriageway
Now this is all pretty routine stuff; I doubt a journey goes by anywhere in the country where you would not see all these behaviours and more.

But these were all POLICE cars.  What chance of change do we have if the police don't even try?

23 December 2010

Magic in 21st Century

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12060507

This BBC report is about children killed by their gullible and rather stupid parents using Alternative Medicines instead of proven and efficacious treatments from a proper doctor.  These parents, while probably not criminal in the usual sense, are though criminally responsible for the deaths of their children.  In today's world, in the first world, with universal education and good health care in most places, except the US, for even the poorest there is no excuse for this level of idiocy.

So why do people choose to believe in 'natural' therapies or alternative treatments?  Why are these felt to be more effective than drugs with years of testing and proof behind them?

Part of it is certainly because people  - ordinary people not scientifically trained - find anecdotal evidence more compelling than the statistics behind a full scale regulated double blind test in a laboratory.  You can't talk to the testers but you can talk to Aunt Mary about her friend who made the mircaculous recovery from terminal cancer by eschewing the very unpleasant high tech treatments her doctor offered in favour of a nice herbal tea and a homeopathic flower remedy.  Aunt Mary never mentions how her friend later died horribly and in pain after a brief period of remission...

And this dangerous farce gets government support too.  Of course it does it is cheaper than proper medical treatment and people seem happier with the results even when patients die unnecessarily.

I despair.

So I'm off for a session with my Shaman to see if he can bring my spirit back to health.

22 December 2010

Changes

It's coming up to Christmas and so far it looks like it's going to be little different from last year.  Despite massive optimism and boatloads of hard work none of our deals has yet turned into hard cash.

Ras al Khaimah came and went in a flurry of recriminations between the partners and left a bunch of unhappy people in the lurch.  Me included but what about the customers and internal clients we had built good relationships with?  It hurts to let them go.

The Al Khabeer training company also came and went.  Should have seen that earlier but I wasn't the only one who fell for it.  At least two people lost significant amounts of money in the process.  I had none to lose fortunately and was sufficiently suspicious from early on not to get too close.  Nonetheless there's the risk of losing a good new friendship with a good guy from KSA.  Hopefully he'll be back in the New Year and we can move on from that disaster.

And now we're looking to new possibilities - starting again but with lessons learned and new hopes all round.  A couple of commodity deals involving oil and diamonds are reaching critical stages; new businesses in insurance, security and economic development as well as political consulting look like they might make a splash. 

The new year comes with the same hope last year did but a lot more confidence that something will drop out the other side.

The critical point being that everyone is in the same boat here.  My story is repeated more or less similarly by all the expats - employed or  entrepreneurs alike.  Little new business was completed last year but the signs are good for '11.

There are downside indicators too for Dubai.  There's still far too many new properties being constructed, commercial and residential, given the numbers of empty completed offerings available.  People are still trying to hang on to the past and rents are still falling and landlords reluctant to let at current rates and instead they hang on, hoping for a recovery.  And some are still trying to persist with the old practice of a year's rent in advance.  Yet they wonder why their properties remain empty.  Jumeirah Beach Residence and Jumeirah Lakes Towers look like ghost towns at night - some long completed buildings showing only a handful of lights at night.

And rumours abound of another semi-state run enterprise going the same way as Nakheel and of huge personal defaults by senior members of the ruling family.  And the constant local cultural inability to be transparent about it.

And there's been a flurry of legislation making it tougher for expats, not least the reduction in the length of work permits/visas to  2 years.  Not to mention no sign of the long discussed end of indentured servitude in the form of 'Sponsorship" and stealth tax/state appropriation in the need for 51% local ownership of companies outside FreeZones.

I must say a relocation is looking more attractive every day.  Let's see if we can get some stability this year.  Personally and nationally.  Or maybe go to Bahrain or Sri Lanka on spec.

10 December 2010

I love Fridays

When I lived in the UK I made it a point, for most of my working life, never to work on a Friday.  Even if that meant working all weekend to keep up.  Though if I ever did work a weekend I never told anyone as I found that an air of wonder about my short working hours helped keep fee rates up and improve people's recall of the odd consultant they enjoyed hiring or the strangely valuable yet difficult employee they never quite got round to firing.

The thing is though, it always made Fridays seem special and my wife and I could often accomplish more fun and general good stuff on a Friday than most people over a whole vacation.

Now we live in the Middle East and in the Muslim world where Friday is a holy day.  Kinda like a Christian Sunday or Jewish Sabbath.  Every one sleeps in late, goes to the mosque, families hang out together, the world is generally quiet until quite late and there is not a lot of noisy traffic.  Until the evening, when it becomes party and shopping  time.  This works well because Saturday is also the weekend and people have the second day to recover.  Then back to work on Sunday.

Unless your clients, like most of mine, are in the US or EU.  When Sunday is their Friday.  Not much to do; so I don't often work Sundays. 

I've still got my Fridays off thought the special frisson of illicit goofing off is transferred to Sunday.  But it's odd, even after living here a good while I still feel ever so slightly guilty 'bout not working Friday, just like before.  It's my anchor.

Even though I earn my living helping companies and countries adapt to change I don't like it any more than anyone else.  It's all around me of course just as it's all around everyone else.  It's wholly unavoidable and yet omnipresent.  Get over it; get used to it. 

Which is where Friday comes in. 

About the best tool you have to deal with constant and accellerating change is an anchor.  Something that doesn't change; there's always something.  It might be your family, your kids or spouse.  It might be your home, your hobby, some aspect of your work or study, a hobby, a sport.  But something; there's always something.  Find it and cherish it so that as the economy makes a bumpy handcart trip to a hot climate you remain cool and collected and unjolted by the constant battering of reality.  While your industry rockets to infinity and beyond overnight you can still come back to something familiar every night. 

There will be something;  there's always something.  I've got Fridays.

27 November 2010

Trust me

So I nearly got conned.  If I hadn't already been broke I could have lost a lot of money.  Others did.  Dr Aaliyah is a real talent.  Smooth, persuasive, credible in short bursts.  She came up with what is in fact a really good idea - a training company focussed entirely on Arabs in general and Emiratis in particular.  There's a lot of focus here on Emiritisation and consequently there's a lot of money to be made.  And as yet not many exploiting the niche.

It doesn't take a lot of capital to start a small training company but it does take some.  There are licences to be acquired here and that means premises; there are staff to hire and marketing to be done.  You can start small and grow.

But the good doctor had 'plans' though it seems these plans never included paying for anything or anyone.  Suffice it to say that after some 4 months operation staff and contractors remain unpaid and licences un-obtained.  All of which is really sad because the sales team have secured business and are ready to run.

So the 'con'?  Look for investors, lots of small ones interested in being involved but not risking a big sum of money.  In this case she's discovered that AED250k or about $60k seems to bring a balance between being small enough for many people to risk and big enough to warrant the risks of being caught.  And it looks to me after a few months of being involved and two solid weeks of poking around where I should have poked long before that she's found around 6 or 7 suckers to stump up the money, sometimes in cash and always with nothing more than a signed document.  No official stamps, no registrations at the Dubai government, no basic due diligence by anyone.  It's The Producers translated to the desert except it's not funny.

Temptation and greed are odd things in that they overcome the most rational of people who don't want to see what's plainly visible.  A promise from a convincing speaker of your money back in a year and profits of 25% plus is close to being believable if you mentally squint. And when she included 25% of the equity it sealed the deal - several times.  Of course her 75% and 6 lots of 25% represents a mathematical problem in the real world.  But not if you slip in a decimal point on the documents - after the fact.

To the learning points then and it's a really simple set; one some Mr Madoff's victims should have considered too:

-  If it seems too good to be true then it probably is too good to be true
- Trust nothing, check everything; twice
- Everybody lies

Business is no place for *blind* faith.   Leave that for church.

15 November 2010

Pirates

I just finished reading The Pyrates - by George Macdonald Fraser, Hollywood stalwart and creator of the wonderful Flashman books based on the caddish character from Tom Brown's Schooldays.  It's funny and clever and thoroughly entertaining.  Everything a good pirate book or movie should be.  Errol Flynn would have been totally at home as indeed would the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Then this morning I read in the papers about Rachel And Paul Chandler who've been held for a little over a year by Somali pirates and saw their gaunt and strained looking photos.  And it made me realise what an odd species we are.

We find boat thieves exciting and dashing.  Big time criminals  - Bonnie and Clyde, Capone, any number of Russian oligarchs, the American Robber Barons of the 19th & early 20th centuries - become heroes and the subject of movies not far short of a hagiography.

But when was the last time you went to a movie about the loveable and amusing social security cheat who held down a below minimum wage cash only job and claimed unemployment benefit at the same time.  To feed her kids and keep a roof over their heads?  Or the illegal housemaid working a 15 hour day seven days a week in order to send cash home and support the family.  I have seen government sponsored advertisements urging me to rat them out though.

But I don't remember seeing any government supported advertising on how we're going to rid the seas of the pirates.  Though I did see a very lighthearted story today about Max Hardberger a man who makes his living repossessing stolen vessels from the pirates.  And mostly not glamorous armed cutthroats either but much more often from the clutches of crooked officials and shady brokers.

What I didn't read about though was the hardship caused to the crews and the ship owners whose ships are stolen.  The story was more about the thrill of the chase.

I realise I'm just an aging hippy buddhist with a soft spot for the underdog.  But I don't care.  That's where everyone's feeling should lie.

The name says it all "cutthroat" is not a cool epithet.  It's a blood stained job description and we should not forget that. Ever.

08 November 2010

Travelling light

I'm doing some pro bono work for a thing called the Emirates Travellers' Festival.  The ETs are a group of youngish Emiratis who travel the world by Land Cruiser mostly, going to difficult and interesting places and educating people about the UAE and Arab and Muslim culture and doing occasional good works.  And learning and learning and learning along the way.

And now these guys are working on setting up a Festival to be a celebration of Travelling - for whatever reason be it thrill seeking or charitable works or education or some combination.  It's to be a chance for people from all over the world to share and enjoy.

Today I was interviewing Sheikh Awad about this.  He's the driving force behind both the Emirates Travellers themselves and the Festival though he's got himself a veritable army of helpers and advisors. 

He's a genuine enthusiast.  He did a piece to camera, impromptu, in Arabic and English extolling the virtues to be gained from meeting different cultures and seeing different places.  It came from the heart and just drips with the enthusiasm and joy you can see in his eyes.

But what comes across so strongly in conversation is how much he wants to share these experiences and the learnings.  It's all been wholly positive.  Now, he mentions in passing that some places were difficult and risky but I'm made to swear I won't mention which places.  Not from fear on his part but from a desire not to put anyone off from trying if they want to.

And I also come across a trait I see in too few people here - expat or otherwise.  He must have told me a dozen times in the conversation that we have to make careful plans but in the end we have to "...just try it...get started and get on..."  He's happy to pull it together and dot i's and cross t's but just keen to get on. "Take a few risks; not stupid ones but some or you'll get nowhere".  It's nearly a mantra.

I've also been teaching business people about Entrereneurialism and that sums it up perfectly.  The managers I've been working with often understand intellectually but over here the culture is not one of taking risk.  Remember most of our workforce is expatriate and if they cross their bosses they can be fired and sent home at pretty much a moments notice.  That fear engenders neither any climate of risk taking nor does it make providing real customer focussed service possible.  Because staff are more frightened of the boss than they are concerned for the customer.  After all the customer can't have them deported.

This produces a badly skewed work culture where intelligent people will not challenge patently foolish instructions, where filling in the appropriate chit is more important than problem solving and where even the smallest risk is avoided because of the potential for disproportionate punishment.

It's REALLY holding back our development.  Somehow we have to remove the fear and replace it with pride.  A revision of visa rules might be all that's needed to get things rolling.  Perhaps coupled with the carrot of possible permanent residence if not citizenship for those who show the most commitment.

28 October 2010

Heading to ...well to what?

I have realised this week that although I am very good at what I do for a living I don't really like it any more.  I've been an entrepreneur and consultant for so long that I had really stopped thinking about it.  But I have realised - finally - that the reason I have found it so hard to get work in the last year has nothing to do with the economy.  It has everything to do with not having fun anymore.

Those who know me well know how hard I can work and how much energy I will put into something interesting.  They also know how little I will do if bored.  It's not laziness - though it can look like that to a third party.  It is simply that the energy required to do the crap is greater than any financial or emotional reward coming back.

What brought on this bout of existential doubt was my involvement in a project to start a training company.  The core concept is interesting.  To train young Emiratis in the real skills they need to make a success in the business world outside of the very sheltered public sector.

But the reality is less interesting because to get set up involves dealing with a vast bureaucratic labyrinth and an even vaster cultural divide coupled with a need to do much more trivial and pragmatic deals just to get enough cash to survive.  It involves begging for funding and doing deals with people I don't really like or approve of.  It involves letting someone else, again, have control of my destiny.

And I'm fed up both with the bureaucracy and the permanent lack of cash in start-up situations.  I'm fed up with scrabbling for every penny just to survive another day and I'm fed up with never having to deal with the problems associated with successful businesses. 

So I'm going to start looking for a business that I can run, hands on on a daily basis, that has some major element of hospitqality involved and is already doing ok.  And I'm going to make it do well!  No more rescues, no more start ups and no more dodgy 'partner' driven deals.  Buy something and make it better.

I want a small boutique hotel in Sri Lanka or Costa Rica.  Ideas?  Connections?

21 October 2010

Devils and details

I've been working with a client in Egypt on getting his new website up and running.  He's a delight to work with.  Knows what he wants to achieve and is able clearly to articulate his thoughts in both Arabic and English.  And then he leaves us to get on with it and produce without fiddling about and interfering at every step. 

Because he knows what he wants and has let us get on with making it the elapsed time has been minimal and the site works both technically and aesthetically.  There were few bugs in the code that were removed in the testing phase and it works exactly as designed.  And it hasn't had one edit since the specification was put together.  It's was done on time and in budget and we made a nice profit.

Today however I have to work with my client in Saudia.  He's a lovely man, pious, urbane, intelligent, funny, kind, rich but totally and ineffably disorganised when it comes to his website. 

So it's been four months in the making so far and we're on the third iteration.  Everyday he comes back with new thoughts and ideas and directions.  Some are great and some are crap and almost every one means substantial reworking of the whole thing.  It's expensive and time consuming and errors are creeping in.  It's hard to keep track of photos, for example, and text doesn't always match the pictures that go with it.  Bits get left out.  Silly errors abound.  HE made a mistake in his contact address and WE put it in the wrong place.  The colours no longer go well together and the underlying code is becoming buggy for no easily definable reason.

But most importantly for him and us the economics are now screwed.  Initially we tried to stay within the fixed price we quoted but eventually that was unsustainable.  Now we bill for every twitch and tweak.  So far it's cost him four times what the Egyptian site cost and in scale and function it is pretty much identical.  Moreover, because we can't find it in our heart to bill every second or indeed time in our schedules to record every second for billing, we will make a loss on the deal.

A good website is made up from myriad details and a few big picture guiding principles.  If you can take the time to think them through before starting you'll get a better site.  If you remember that you hired us to design and build your site because you can't do it yourself economically then let us build it.  Don't try to remote control us.  And if you don't know what you really want either in terms of aesthetics or functionality then say so up front.  We have ways of helping you figure it out before you commit lots of money and resource into a black hole.  Then let us get on with it.

Your website is going to be an important marketing tool.  Make sure it is conveying the message that you want it to.

16 October 2010

Jobs...

...today I was offered a nice job.  Salary & benefits, fancy title, nice office, nice staff.  But once again I've turned it down.  Trouble is it's one of those jobs I can do with my eyes closed and right now the Chairman is a friend.  How's he going to feel in six months when I'm bored and argumentative, refusing to work a full five day week till there's more to do?  He'll be pissed off is how he'll feel and I'll lose a good friend.  For money.

And though I need the money, Heaven knows, I think his friendship and occasional ongoing patronage as a client is worth more.  At least till the bills become insurmountable.

The trouble here is that it's hard to be a freelance in UAE.  There's no culture of paying for time or temporary project work by outside individuals.  You hire a company or you hire a staff member.  And it's only very recently that one can get a visa for what amounts to  freelance worker.  Till recently your only choice was to go on someone's payroll short term or go on their visa and lie.  Both of which happen all the time but the law is cracking down more often every week.  I don't fancy the jails here but worse is the subsequent deportation you risk.

So my plan now is to wait for a decent contract to come my way, clear my mounting debts and buy a freelance visa. 

Or find a difficult and challenging job.  Where the owners will give me time to learn and to do quality work.  Not hustle hustle and accept shoddy or half thought through stuff.  Been there - that's worse than the scenario we started with here!

13 October 2010

Cool service...

I like to sit and work in the cafe in my apartment building.  It's spacious and fairly quiet.  There's some rather ghastly muzak of course and these tiny somewhat annoying tv's blinking in the background.  But all in all it's not too shabby.

I like Turkish coffee but I don't like it strong.  I usually have 1/2 the amount of coffee that they would normally use in each ibrik.  The other day chef was there instead of the usual waitress and he suggested same amount of coffee and twice as much water.  This is perfect for me.  Lasts me longer  and tastes just great.  And means one coffee lasts me per session of working in the cafe instead of two coffees.  And they don't lose out on revenue because now I go sit there twice a day instead of once and sometimes I buy a croissant the second time. 

It's good customer service and makes up for the stupid tv and music in spades;-)

11 October 2010

The Customer is king? No it's the accounts department and Interior Designers.

I live in a serviced apartment.  Quite a nice one.  Bijou one might say but actually plenty big enough for the two of us who are avid couch potatoes.  Perhaps a couple of larger sofas to veg out on but that's all we'd need.  But we have a balcony of sorts, a big ole TV with many channels, internet, decent kitchen with all the appliances and a nice clean bathroom with a powerful shower.  And by local standards it's well priced.

The only thing the apartment really lacks is style.  It's furnished in some kind of nasty mass produced imitation of 19C English wood furniture  - too much of it really for the available space.  And the cheap prints on the walls are framed in even cheaper frames and hung crookedly;-)

The thing is there are 4 different kinds of decor in the building.  Two are ugly and two are ok to my eyes.  But they are all different.  And they are again all different from the decor in the public areas.

The property was only partially open when I moved in.  I was told the 'brand' for the property was to be modern Arabic - a dry hotel/apartment block where Muslims in general and Arabs in particular would feel at home and comfortable.  A theme of 'bayti-baytek' or 'mi casa es su casa' was envisaged. And no cliched camels and sand and tents.

But I guess some commercial imperatives got in the way.  As we've headed towards a proper opening a lot of the concept has fallen by the wayside in a rush to get the doors properly open.

Bayti - baytek?  I asked for some of the excess furniture to be taken out of my apartment so I can make better use of the limited space available.  I was told in no uncertain terms that Company Policy does not permit removal of furniture.  That's fair enough corporately but it's hardly allowing me to make it 'My Home" is it? 

We've just had the public areas in the lobby decorated in readiness for the public opening.  Furniture has been decked out quite nicely.  But in a fairly standard modern Indian style in the front lobby and a more old fashioned Arabic style in the back lounge.  In colours that are different from the other areas of the property and that clash with each other.  Sadly the front lobby looks like a furniture showroom display in its over the top detailing.  The One or Ikea would be very pleased.

And the rear lobby is set out for style rather than comfort.  Pre-opening the seating was arranged as pairs of sofas or chairs facing each other.  It was quite comfortable to sit and chat.  But now a lot of furniture has been removed and sofas are set out in L shapes with a coffee table.  It looks airy and spacious but it's uncomfortable to just sit and chat.  And as it's a 'dry' property you can't even sit and drink;-)

There is a vast gym that would make any Californian proud.  But it's so stuffed with equipment you can barely move - so it feels crowded and empty at the same time.

And so on and on...

The point being that it has all been laid out and set up piecemeal with no thought about either the theme or the actual users.  It's been strung together section by section by 'designers' and operations people to look nice and work as efficiently as possible.

In Branding terms its really backwards.  If you're creating a Brand you need to have in mind the effect you have on your customer.  What thoughts you want to engender and feelings you want to induce and what behaviours you want to encourage. 

You use the tools and techniques of Branding and Brand management to shape these thoughts, feelings and behaviours in line with your marketing plans and then sell to them.  You do it to make customers feel right with your product and maximise your profits. 

The colours, the graphics, the shapes, the way staff are trained, even the furniture and lighting are used to create the desired effect and keep it in people's memories.

If you do what my apartment/hotel has done you get something different.  You DO create a Brand but it's one over which you have no control.  People are buying into your product for reasons you don't expect. And in so doing you are certainly missing proit opportunities.  Possibly alienating some as well.

In our case instead of attracting Muslim and Arab travellers and families they are attracting international corporates because of the good pricing, 4* quality, convenient location, large scale which means large groups at short notice and good facilities for sports.  So...Western businesses find it a good place for temporary staff, longer term senior staff and convention groups. 

Who are then often disappointed because the TV in the rooms is focussed on Arabic visitors and there's no bar and few business services.  The staff can't, for example, call a guest on his mobile to inform of business visitors because they are not permitted to make overseas calls.  But Russian guests are likely to have Russian mobiles no?  Outside visitors (i.e guests' customers) find it hard to get past security to get to the car park and into the public areas of the property.  Good for keeping the family safe but not so good for commerce.

The wonderful large pool and deck is attractive to sunbathers.  So full of near naked men and women together.  Fine for me.  But not an attractive proposition to a conservative Saudi family on holiday.

The few local guests are bemused.  It looks odd - mix of generic Western Hotel, Indian Lobby and Arabic lounge area.  It's full of Europeans and Americans.  There's only international fare in the French named cafe or Asian food in the restaurant with a gimmicky English name.  The prayer room is tiny and hard to find.  There's no broadcast call to prayer.

Mixed messages abound and confused guests do NOT maximise their spending.  This is silly and unproductive.  And it's happening because the management is listening only to accountants and pushy shareholders who don't trust them to do the job they're paid to do.

Listen to the customers you want.  Make the Brand work for them and the accountants and shareholders will be a lot happier. 

In this case neither the proposed target group not the actual guests is being fully served by the Brand offering and so the profits are going to suffer.

10 October 2010

Go Pats...

I know it's Saturday but I live a long way from Boston and indeed from Miami which is where the Pats played the Dolphins last Monday.  And I don't get sent the recordings till later in the week.  But at least I'm getting them this year.

It was a remarkable game with the Pats getting a fine win after making plays from every piece of the playbook.  Blocked punts, interceptions, rushing, brilliant passes from Brady and the remarkable Woodhead hopefully receiving a well earned sizeable bonus.  And this from a team playing 14 newbies - rookies or second year players.  And a surprising number of those players NOT coming from the draft.

I think it's a remarkable testimony to the very special talent of Bill Bellichick.  He finds skills where others didn't.  And he makes a team pull together and shine as a team in double quick time.

While we were watching I mentioned to my wife that part of it was the team doesn't have divas or prima donnas among the players just a bunch of superstars.  "No," she said, "the TEAM is a Superstar and every one of them knows it."

And she's spot on.  The team is a discrete entity and IT is a Superstar.  It shows in their game.  Hell, Brady said in an interview that two weeks ago he didn't even know Woodhead's full name.  He does now and they look like they've been playing together for years.

Imagine if you took this skill and applied it to a business.  If Bill could come in and fill your company with the heroes no one else noticed, weld them into a team with a shared Vision and a willingness to give whatever it takes for the team to shine.

Most CEOs/MDs probably think they do this.  But they don't.  There are few companies that are as together as a single entity as the Pats at their peak.  But it's doable.  It's not even very complicated - just incredibly difficult.

Look at the skills people actually display.  Not the ones listed on the resume or suggested by the current job title.  See what they actually CAN do if give the space.  Then give them the space.  Reward people for individual excellence and reward them even more for group excellence.  Let 'em have fun.  Listen to everyone.  Draw firm boundaries but give them freedom within. Let them call most of their own plays under your tutelage.  Know that sometimes you do have to yell but mostly you don't.  Know that occasionally you have to punish but mostly you don't.  Know that sometimes you have to let people go but mostly you don't.

Always remember that journeymen have a valuable place and it is just as valuable in the long haul as a star QB.  But less visible.  Let 'em all go to Disneyland.  This year.

01 October 2010

Consiglieri

It looks like Scott and me are turning into commodities brokers.  Well I say Scott and me but he does all the hard stuff.  I do what I do.  I meet people.  I connect people.  I know people who know people.  I have ideas.  So does Scott...but then he gets on the phone and does his magic and suddenly those connections are talking to each other and ideas are becoming deals.

At the moment these ideas look like closing a deal on jet fuel, another on a bunch of oil tankers, some gold and some diamonds.  People keep offering us other stuff.  And we keep making connections.  It's a classic broker situation.

But better than that it's a celebration of teamwork.  None of these deals could have come about if any one of us in the cloud were absent.  Not only do we all bring different knowledge but we bring different skills and different attributes to the party.  An HR trainer would have a field day.  Belbin would have us under the microscope.  We're a jigsaw puzzle made flesh.

Hopefully we'll be a solvent one too soon:-)

http://www.belbin.com/rte.asp?id=8

First world veneer on a third world country

6 months ago we were living in a nice but basic apartment in the back streets of Ajman.  I rather liked it.  I'm not really a 5* kinda person and fortunately neither is Yvonne.  But we had no work and were struggling and ultimately failing to pay the rent.  Even after a lot of help from amazing friends.

So we had to stay with friends for a while.  And this was when we discovered we were not alone.  I have at least two other close friends in a similar position and they also knew people who also knew people.  The recession has bitten really deep here and affected every level of our society.

Things are improving and I have a little work now- somewhat irregular but it covers the modern basics. I have an apartment again in Dubai. A nice one thanks to a good client and some smart negotiation.

I'm a highly privileged white European.  Apart from the top tier Emitatis themselves - only about 20% of the population altogether and perhaps 20% of them in the top tier - we are the peak of local society with high salaries, fancy accommodation, good top level jobs in all manner of public and private enterprises.  We're incredibly lucky.

And we're suffering too.  Laid off; no jobs; facing eviction and facing deportation and in many many cases being jailed briefly for debt.  If you don't make the payments on the Porsche you can't declare bankruptcy;  you'll go to jail.

Imagine what it's like at the other end of the spectrum.

This week I read about a group of 30 odd Filipinas bought over as contract domestic staff.  Maids.  They live in a villa designed to hold a single family.  6 or 7 people max.  Their employer has shut up shop.  Gone broke.  Their bills in the villa have gone unpaid as have their salaries.  If there were any jobs they would not be allowed to take them.  They are cut off from utilities - no electricity means no air-conditioning or fridges or lighting or cooking; no water for drinking or bathing.  Sewage disposal is becoming  problem as is garbage.

It's still 40C plus outside in the day and 33C or more at night.  They sleep on the roof to try to get some relief from the stifling heat.  They survive on handouts from friends and strangers.  They can't even go home.  Their now vanished employer has their passports and how could they pay for the tickets their employer was contractually bound to provide normally? 

In some ways they are worse off than people in rural poverty in Africa or India or the Philipines.  Because they have no experience of living like this or any of the survival skills needed.  They are modern city dwellers returned to the stone age.

It is evil that this incredibly wealthy country that survives on the back of the indentured labour of people like these brave ladies will provide no help or support for the abandoned poor who are stuck because of the economic downturn that has me worrying if I can afford my internet connection and them worrying if they can get a drink of cold safe water.  I should celebrate my good fortune.  Instead I despair for their misfortune and help them out as best I can.  It's not enough.

Our government should be helping too.

It validates what I was told early on after I arrived here.  "Never forget, Martin." I was told by an old hand, "This is just another Third World country, but it's sheathed in a First World veneer".  He was right.

24 September 2010

Opportunity knocks

I got a mail today from a great friend in the UK who among others helped bail me out when things got really rough here.  You need the occasional reminder of just how cool your real friends really are.  And how much you owe them beyond just cash.

In replying to him though, I began to list the opportunities I have in the pipeline and I was rocked by how good it all looks compared to even a month ago and if looked at in the light of, say, last Xmas then it's a stunning advance.

I have some paying work.  Enough to keep the wolf from the door at least by the looks of it.

But more importantly there are deals in the pipeline that are real and solidifying fast.  If 20% come off then all my financial and legal problems go away.  If 10% come off I can eat and put a roof over my head for a year.

We're establishing a slew of new businesses - consulting and training oriented, trading and broking and even the manufacture of a simple product in Malaysia.  There's even an investment fund in there if we can get our act together.  If effort were a measure of success...well eat your heart out Bill Gates. 

We have a strange economy here in Dubai.  There's massive government interference in licencing and bureaucratic nonsense but little actual regulation.  It's a pretty much free market economy - largely unfettered capitalism.  If you don't make it as a business you fold.  If you owe people money you go to jail.  Generally - unless you're a local of course.  Or the Government who are the worst payers and biggest debtors...but that's a whole other issue.  The important thing though is the  activity in our local market reflects the world as a whole pretty much unfiltered.  And it's getting better.

New businesses are starting and old ones recovering.

Real estate and hospitality are still a mess and real estate in particular is probably in for worse yet.  Hotel rates are still falling but more slowly and peak season is kicking in.

Rents have a way to fall yet.  I'm glad I don't depend on rent from apartments for my living!  I have a friend whose current rental income doesn't equal the service charge from the developer - Nakheel, a government entity in deep shit who doesn't understand that screwing over the landlords is destructive to its long term survival.

Final assessment?  Recovering but government needs to respond more openly and stop protecting its collective arse.  Help the economy as a whole and you'll all benefit.